Blasphamy 101

A satanists prayer (or watever they call it in hell)

Oh mighty Satan,

we thank you for crime and all the other ill will in the world..

you have brought us immense happiness in all the evil that we do

thank you for the food we eat

thank you for the god-hating-satan-loving songs we sing

thank you for rock music

thank you for prejudice and 'wrong judgement'

thank you for night and the fear of the dark that you have brought upon the world

We understand your messages and will plunder all that we can..

Dear God.. or whoever the hell you are..

There is only one almighty "goooood" and that the dark one!

So spank me 'GOD'

cause I have been a baaad MO-FO!!

Amen!